6ft 5ins, pale, lanky, look's like an innocent version of Graham Coxon (who hides under tom's bed and is evil).Phil's hobbies are playing champ manager which he confuses with reality.He also has a girl friend who no-one but phil can see, possibily because she's made of plastic and has a peculiar open mouthed pout. CHARACHTERISTIC'S : Runs in a peculiar way.Is a schizo,like's friends!!!!!!Used to watch teletext for 90 mins on a saturday to get the footy scores.Can't swear in his own voice he has to do a moose mating call. Supports newcastle utd 'the entertainers'. BAND ROLE : MEIN FUHRER OAF DEE FOURTH REICH!!!!!!! 'When i'm king brady will be first against the wall.Phil plays guitar , phil writes the songs , phil censors my mouth , the sun shines out his arse and burns his bog roll. MUSIC I LIKE : Radiohead, Oasis, Manic Street Preachers, Beatles, Garbage, Supergrass, Ash, Blur, Natalie Imbruglia and Symposium